2 year olds and the things they say...

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So I was working for a bit in a 2 yo gan. I bring my baby and of course the kids all love touching her and putting toys in her mouth. Knowing that a couple of the mothers just had babies, I asked them,
"Who has a baby at home?? Does Moishy have a baby at home?" etc
Netanel then sticks out his stomach, lifts up his shirt and tells me, "I have a baby in my tummy"
Laughing

I assumed his mother is actually pregnant, so I asked him, "Does Mommy have a baby in her tummy?" His head bobs up and down, "Yeah, and Totty"

Laughing

My son wakes up shabbos morning and tells his bubby (my mother) "you know, we're going to have a few new babies soon, not just one"
My mother asked him "how do you know? did mommy tell you that?"
to which he answered "no, I can just see. Everyone has such big stomachs! They all ate too much last night. Now they are all going to have babies!" Laughing