What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

"tips on avoiding an episiotomy?"

Two foolproof tips:

1. Schedule a c-section.
2. Don't get pregnant!

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What's the shortest amount of time you moved in

It takes me a while to get moving in the morning, but after that, I'm pretty good.

"why is my husband so clueless?

1. I have no idea. I guess I'm clueless too!

2. Because he's a man.

"PLEASE HELP, MY SOUP IS FLOURESCENT ORANGE"

Sunglasses! Quick!

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Help! how do I make an 18 quart chulent?

Start with a 20-quart or larger pot.

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I think I'm done.

I put up soup, fish, chulent , and ferfel, and kugel is in the oven. I'm also done.

Oh wait, I think I'm done... There's still the cleaning that needs to be done.... No, I think I'm done, but I'm not quite done yet. (Will I ever be?)

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Canned chickpea taste

And pate de foie gras budget? Lucky you, but what a waste.

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How to separate eggs

Males on the right; females on the left. No, wait, unless they're fertilized they're all females, anyway. No separation needed.

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Clary or allegria

With the spelling on imamother, I thought this was going to be a post about Claritin vs. Allegra allergy medication.
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What do you like about your washing machine?

The fact I don't have to use a washboard to get my clothes clean.

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Fibbing about due date.

Wait, isn't this a frum website? I thought anticipating the wedding only happens in the secular world.

What do you like about your washing machine.

It washes my clothes.
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What is the shortest amount of time you moved in?

Moving through time is difficult, but if done correctly, it shouldn't take too long. And, if you come back to the same time as when you left, it won't have taken any time at all!

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Is keeping my child at home an aveira?
Yes, that's a horrible sin!
Give him up for adoption immediately , you'll get a huge mitzvah!
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