What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

Platinum Member Joined: Apr 15 2007 Posts: 5828

does anyone else have immediate reactions to thread titles before reading what they are about?
disclaimer: this is supposed to be funny, please no one take offence, the thoughts mentioned came up BEFORE reading what the thread is about. (I also don't always check what section its posted in straight away and don't check who the OP is)

for example when I read

why?
in my head I hear the response "because the sky is blue and the grass is green"

I think I'm not normal -"no you're not"

so maybe I'm nosy -"yup you got it"

lice! help! - "WHERE? RUN!"

is she ready - I started singing the song "we are ready, yes we are ready...."

hanging on a tree limb- I pictured a monkey

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Posted: Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:34 pm Post subject:

How 'bout the "what can I make with thread" topic? my first thopught was of a project using balloons, thread, and starch.
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Platinum Member Joined: Apr 15 2007 Posts: 5828

c'mon technic,

I'd love to see yours Wink

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shanie that was a funny one!

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here's a few more

don't you just hate walking on egg shells? - "put your shoes on"

can I speak to your mom? - "what for?"

did you try...................- "NO Shocked

never thought of that, you reckon I should?"

Platinum Member Joined: Jun 09 2005 Posts: 11840

"Nidda times" --> why?

Because Hashem said so.
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Posted: Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:55 pm Post subject:

Best Moment with your kids ?- when they're asleep??!! Smile

Platinum Member Joined: Apr 15 2007 Posts: 5828

nicholes 2nd birth story - "what happened the first time she was born?"

Posted: Mon, Dec 24 2007, 8:00 pm Post subject:

to do list for husbands-1- take out the garbage
2-fix the sink
3-stop at the store for milk on
the way home from work

Posted: Mon, Dec 24 2007, 8:07 pm Post subject:

book: "diets don't work"..........so why bother?? lets go have some cookies!!!

Posted: Mon, Dec 24 2007, 8:08 pm Post subject:

Are crib mattresses really toxic ???- are you gonna put your baby to sleep in a drawer instead?

Posted: Mon, Dec 24 2007, 8:12 pm Post subject:

Yeah we have a place for us.!!!!!!!!!!- whew, I was hoping not to have to invite you to sleep in my tub!! good thing you have a place now.

Platinum Member Joined: Jun 09 2005 Posts: 11840

Water leaking - I keep thinking that it's talking about nursing mothers, and I'm thinking, how does that work?

Platinum Member Joined: Apr 15 2007 Posts: 5828

that's what's called one track minded.

keep em coming! Very Happy

Water leaking?

NOT AGAIN!! we had a washer dryer plumbing problem last week...[/quote]