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boysrus




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 22 2014, 11:58 pm
'how do I get myself to bed on time at night?'

that's easy, just shut off imamother, shut down the laptop and go to bed! After all, it is only imamother that keeps most of us awake late at night, isnt it?
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 23 2014, 3:39 pm
"please describe going off the pill"

it's almost like going off the bottle Cheers
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 23 2014, 4:55 pm
Experience with Today Sponge

Is he sponge-worthy?
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 23 2014, 4:59 pm
"What do you want right after birth?"

every time I see this thread title, I have a different reaction ...

before I was vacillating between a drink and/or a shower Drunken Smile

right now I'm thinking ice cream Ice cream
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 23 2014, 5:41 pm
"How to keep a Cleaning Lady happy so they stay?"

feed them & let them watch tv What

[I can't promise you they will clean but they will be happy]
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rising hero




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 10:48 am
DH is SO SO picky (w/food), it's driving me bananas!

Well, does he at least like bananas??
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 10:49 am
Madam F. wrote:
DH is SO SO picky (w/food), it's driving me bananas!

Well, does he at least like bananas??


woah the same thought just went through my head - hoping he at least likes bananas ...
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 10:50 am
Madam F. wrote:
DH is SO SO picky (w/food), it's driving me bananas!

Well, does he at least like bananas??


woah the same thought just went through my head - hoping he at least likes bananas ...
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 11:58 am
"Tznius tznius tznius, how to provide dd with a balance"

it helps if you provide a blouse with every skirt ...
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finallyamommy




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 12:03 pm
"Do you serve your help on real dishes?"

Eeeek! Why are you eating your help?
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Sanguine




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 1:49 pm
Do you know how TH halachos were formed?

It happened one Purim Seuda when things got out of hand... The drunker the rabbis got, the more outrageous the laws became
Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers

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Sanguine




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 2:28 pm
Do you serve your help on real dishes?

(This has been on before but I love it, and it's so fitting for this title)
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 2:38 pm
Sanguine wrote:
Do you know how TH halachos were formed?

It happened one Purim Seuda when things got out of hand... The drunker the rabbis got, the more outrageous the laws became
Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers Silly Cheers



omg ~ that's so untznius - I've never seen that part of a man's leg before ... well turn me upsidedown Twisted Evil
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 24 2014, 8:01 pm
Frum successful professional widower, mid fifties (in the make a shidduch forum)

OK, so this thread is from 2010 and I might have commented on it a few 100 pages ago but I just saw it again on the related threads section of the current thread about the frum soldier in the Ukranian army, who should have a continued and speedy refuah shleima. But read that thread title carefully and your reaction's gotta be shock ?? Professional widower??? Successful, yet? I'm staying away from this one with a ten foot pole!
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 25 2014, 3:28 am
Building a house. What would you love to have?

Um, a house.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 25 2014, 7:51 am
How do I replace Phil and Ted's tire?

Competing reactions:
You go girl!
Phil and Ted can't do it themselves? Chivalry IS dead ;(
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 25 2014, 11:24 am
Updating my happy ending Chanukah party

shock

As a rule, never go to massage parlors -- or, I presume, Chanukah parties -- that promise "happy endings."
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 25 2014, 12:49 pm
"Appropriate Amount for Holiday Gift for Cleaning Lady?"

isn't it enough you let her clean your house ?!?!?!
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imasinger




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 25 2014, 2:35 pm
Why are my towels full of holes?

Tell your DH to check with his chosson teacher about common myths.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 25 2014, 2:44 pm
treating worms

If the guy is a worm, why would you treat him to anything?
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