What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

debsey

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 10:48 am

zaq wrote:

Babysitter doesn't change baby -

She can do that only if the baby really WANTS to change.

How many babysitters does it take to change a baby? Just one, but the baby has to really WANT to change.....
We think the same, zaq

debsey

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 11:08 am

Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy?

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were. Rolling Laughter

33055

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 12:13 pm

Under intimacy:

Where can I buy one that is sturdy?

New shidduch question?

Lady Godiva

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 12:21 pm

debsey wrote:

Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy?

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were. Rolling Laughter

Ha! I just came here to write exactly what you wrote! LOL

CatLady

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 1:10 pm

Sympathy for bad people

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste....

debsey

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 1:40 pm

debsey wrote:
Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy? Rolling Laughter

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were.

Lady Godiva wrote:

Ha! I just came here to write exactly what you wrote! LOL

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's brain immediately went there.......

zaq

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 3:31 pm

debsey wrote:

Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy?

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were. Rolling Laughter

We're tied one-all now. That's exactly what I thought, too.

imasoftov

Sat, Jul 19 2014, 11:12 pm

urgent refrigerator no shabbos mode

I picture an urgent refrigerator as one that has sprouted appendages like the robot in Lost in Space and is shouting, "The milk is sour! Drop whatever you are doing and buy more! NOW!"

imasoftov

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 6:37 am

do you ever feel like you're the icing on the cake?

"Well I see you've got a husband now.
Did he leave your pretty fingers lying
in the wedding cake?"

imasoftov

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 6:43 am

Dh won't take off

zaq

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 10:49 am

What birth control did you get pregnant on right away?

Honey, who was your prenuptial instructor? Because birth control is used to prevent conception, not make it happen "right away".

zaq

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 10:53 am

do you ever feel like you're the icing on the cake?

I wish!

debsey

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 12:01 pm

zaq wrote:

What birth control did you get pregnant on right away?

Honey, who was your prenuptial instructor? Because birth control is used to prevent conception, not make it happen "right away".

And once again... our minds are in sync. I was reading this thinking um...wait... that's NOT how it's supposed to work.

DrMom

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 1:10 pm

Baby Products
One-piece nipple & ring

Um, very alternative baby products you have there...

mgs

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 9:21 pm

do you ever feel like you're the icing on the cake?

Dunno, but I REALLY wouldn't mind some cake now, with or without the icing...

FranticFrummie

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 10:49 am

Holy Eating

Bagels, donuts, onion rings ...

CatLady

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 10:57 am

How do I show my husband respect?

Click on the pic!

penguin

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 4:43 pm

excellent bus service schedule or website
Well, there may be excellent bus service in various locations. Maybe tell us where you want to go, OP, and we'll be able to help you.

groovy1224

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 4:48 pm

Things that will never change about our dh

I wasn't even aware that I was sharing him..

zaq

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 5:05 pm

Is this pregnacy related?

We call it a "fetus", dear, and it's related to you and it's father, who we sincerely hope is your dh.