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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:20 pm    Post subject: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
High School attendance lady: "I see you're absent every 28 days."

No, she wasn't trying to say that she figured it out, because she totally didn't . Very seeing the trees and not the forest type.
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:23 pm    Post subject:
 
I just gave birth 2 weeks ago. When I needed to register my baby somewhere I was asked what year he was born Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:41 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
Two months after I got married: "Are you pregnant?"

Probably very interested in sharing that with you...
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:47 pm    Post subject:
 
intrigued wrote:
I just gave birth 2 weeks ago. When I needed to register my baby somewhere I was asked what year he was born Shocked
I actually get this one- was he born in 2011, a few weeks ago, or in 2012, more recently within the past 11 days?
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:49 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
I spent two years in (a non-traditional) camp as a waitress. The second year, we were serving ice cream at Shalosh Seuedos and one of the other waitresses came over and said to me, SO sincerely, 'You do that so well! You should work in an ice cream store!"

Yes. Thank you for assuming that my mental capacities don't go beyond scooping ice cream.
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:53 pm    Post subject:
 
Sherri wrote:
intrigued wrote:
I just gave birth 2 weeks ago. When I needed to register my baby somewhere I was asked what year he was born Shocked
I actually get this one- was he born in 2011, a few weeks ago, or in 2012, more recently within the past 11 days?
Wait- when did you register him? As soon as he was born, when it was still 2011?
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:54 pm    Post subject:
 
I am very young looking and my husband is 9 years older then me. once when we were shopping a salesman asked him if I'm his daughter.
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 1:56 pm    Post subject:
 
Sherri wrote:
Sherri wrote:
intrigued wrote:
I just gave birth 2 weeks ago. When I needed to register my baby somewhere I was asked what year he was born Shocked
I actually get this one- was he born in 2011, a few weeks ago, or in 2012, more recently within the past 11 days?
Wait- when did you register him? As soon as he was born, when it was still 2011?


Today. But I did say December as I gave the date before the year. I didn't bother say the year as I thought it was obvious.
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 2:02 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
Dumbest or insensitive? Insensitive would be "You look like you're going to absolutely pop any second!!!!" when I'm in my ninth month (thanks alot, I don't feel bad enough already).

Dumbest: Me to salesguy that I see every week (finally after months and months of him calling me maam like an old grandmother-I'm his age btw):

Me: "Please don't call me maam, it makes me feel old"
Him: "Okay, maam"
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 2:03 pm    Post subject:
 
intrigued wrote:
Sherri wrote:
Sherri wrote:
intrigued wrote:
I just gave birth 2 weeks ago. When I needed to register my baby somewhere I was asked what year he was born Shocked
I actually get this one- was he born in 2011, a few weeks ago, or in 2012, more recently within the past 11 days?
Wait- when did you register him? As soon as he was born, when it was still 2011?


Today. But I did say December as I gave the date before the year. I didn't bother say the year as I thought it was obvious.
Mazel tov, btw Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 2:04 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
A friend of mine was counting the number of contestants on a tv competition, by hand, looking at the tv.

They were listed 1-25 on the screen.

We laughed so hard.
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 2:06 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
After giving birth: You had a baby? So not your type? Yeah, I'm still on on speaking terms with that woman....
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 2:56 pm    Post subject:
 
My 15 year old sister was visiting my grandmother in a nursing home and some girls were there visiting the people there. One of them came over to my sister and said "oh, are you a resident here?"
Most insesitive, said to my other sister: Your baby looks just like your husband! Don't worry, looks don't matter anyway!
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:07 pm    Post subject:
 
mizle10 wrote:
My 15 year old sister was visiting my grandmother in a nursing home and some girls were there visiting the people there. One of them came over to my sister and said "oh, are you a resident here?"
Most insesitive, said to my other sister: Your baby looks just like your husband! Don't worry, looks don't matter anyway!


Reminds me of when I took my recently divorced friend out for lunch. She had her 6 month old with her. Woman we both know comes over. "awww she so sweet, looks just like her daddy.. at least sumthing to remember you were once married? hu?" u kidding.. wait... "he prolly feels so guilty that she looks like him no?" Arghhhhhhhhh....... some ppl left the womb leaving their common sense on the placenta wall!
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:10 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
Is that your rain sheitel?
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:14 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
Oh and.. (in Elul)You're due Chanukah? You're so huge!! Smile Oh yeah, one more, when I was engaged: "You,re marrying so and so? He's old enough to be your father!"
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
Merrymom wrote:
Dumbest or insensitive? Insensitive would be "You look like you're going to absolutely pop any second!!!!" when I'm in my ninth month (thanks alot, I don't feel bad enough already).

Dumbest: Me to salesguy that I see every week (finally after months and months of him calling me maam like an old grandmother-I'm his age btw):

Me: "Please don't call me maam, it makes me feel old"
Him: "Okay, maam"


Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:20 pm    Post subject:
 
yksraya wrote:
I am very young looking and my husband is 9 years older then me. once when we were shopping a salesman asked him if I'm his daughter.


That's better than someone once mistaking my mother for dh's wife! Ew.
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:21 pm    Post subject: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
I was in the er in NYU and I overheard "is he or she in active labor?" politically correctness bs... lol
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PostPosted: Wed, Jan 11 2012, 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: re: Dumbest comment you ever heard
 
justcallmeima wrote:
Oh and.. (in Elul)You're due Chanukah? You're so huge!! Smile Oh yeah, one more, when I was engaged: "You,re marrying so and so? He's old enough to be your father!"


Someone told me that a friend asked, "You're nearing the end?" She said she was just in her seventh month. The friend was like, "Oh, ,twins!!"
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