If there was an imafather or abbafather...

Diamond Member Joined: Nov 30 2009 Posts: 4688

Why cant my wife call the rav with all HER shailos?

why does she insist on knowing everything that anyone said to me every day??

Would you use moisturizer or are you a real man?
Yes
No
Only when my wife puts some on me when im not paying attention

Whats wrong if I have some dirt on my glasses- I can still see!!

Silver Member Joined: Oct 09 2010 Posts: 701

what's the big deal with going to the mikva once a month? I go every day

poll: Who ask the shaalos on taharas hamishpuche me - dw - both - don't ask.

what's so bad about hearing kol mevaser every half hour when I'm home? A guy needs to know what's going on in the world!

how come my dw is still tired? she went to bed same time as me - she claims the baby woke her up a few times but should I believe her? I haven't heard a thing.

Do I need to buy a present for her birthday/ anniversary?

BTW Thanks for bringing it up , I needed that laugh

Shark attack week on youtube-why won't dw watch with me??

Is having chapped hands a bad excuse for not doing dishes?

Anyone else weirded out by the concept of stockings/tights?

Executive Member Joined: Dec 19 2010 Posts: 335

DW wants me to take her out somewhere nice, is Shawarma ok?

dw asked me to mop the floor. abuse? in mitzrayim the men had to do the women's jobs...

WWYD: DW's birthday falls out on the same day as the Superbowl. Superbowl party or romantic evening?

Executive Member Joined: May 26 2006 Posts: 415

I want a Wii for my birthday, not another tie.

Why don't women get it? Being counted in a minyan (and having to go so often) and putting on tefillin are a pain the _____ why do they want it so much?!!??

Why can't women drive?!
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Executive Member Joined: Oct 19 2010 Posts: 256

These are soooo funny!

Beginner Joined: May 10 2011 Posts: 19

these are all great but really.. men dont think so deeply as to come up with such kinda Qs...

if they'd forget about a birthday or something its as if it never existed in their memory at all.. remember to discuss it on imafather?? never!

Gold Member Joined: Jul 31 2009 Posts: 1239

That's a good point. The thread would look like this...

Help! MY DW is mad at me and I don't know why!!

1st reply- Didja ask her? What'd she say?

OP- Yeah, I asked and she gave me a look and said "If you don't even know why, then...it's not up to me to tell you!!

2nd reply- Hmm...weird. Did this happen before?

OP- Now that you mention it, it has happened before! I think the same time last year, she did the same thing!

3rd reply- Yeah, it is strange but don't worry...my wife also does this once a year. No idea why though.

OP- Yeah, beats me too. Anyway, she went to her mother's now. I'm sure everything is fine.

Laughing

Silver Member Joined: Jan 22 2009 Posts: 855

These are hysterical! Let's start it up again Very Happy

Why do women like wearing stockings/tights- they claim it makes them feel supported but it looks so uncomfortable.

what's the difference what colors the napkins are? You eat, wipe and throw so....?!

Why does she think I'm angry when I'm just reading/on the computer & don't answer right away?
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