If there was an imafather or abbafather...

these are hysterical im on the floor laughing my head off go on theyre good I personnally would think the men are not so expressive though they would be busy with tecnical or electrical...lol lol lol lol

Gold Member Joined: Jul 20 2007 Posts: 1860

THis thread really had me rolling my head off. Most of them are so true.

Does your wife cook or buy dinner?

Does she prepare breakfast?

Do you make your own bed?

Rolling Laughter

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Does your dw also get nervous when you sit in the bathroom for too long? Am I not entitled to some sudoku time?

How often do you make your bed?

I wish we could have the time of the month when were entitled to be in a bad mood.

Silver Member Joined: May 14 2007 Posts: 576

I just apologized, she's crying, Good, bad, or ugly?

Do you do diapers?

I am sick of being compared to other dh's in regard to laundry, dishes etc... I'M A MAN!!

Gold Member Joined: Mar 08 2008 Posts: 2200

She doesn't want me to go to Mikva...

How do I scramble eggs?
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Executive Member Joined: Jan 20 2007 Posts: 372

Why is it that no matter how much I do, I just don't "help enough"!

So how can you tell if it's a sheitel? I keep gazing and thinking about her hairstyle, but I can't figure out if the chick is married.
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Diamond Member Joined: Aug 25 2006 Posts: 3199

Why is it that when I come home from a long hard day at work, does the house look like a tornado? What can my wife be doing all day? She claims that she's cleaning all day (I don't see it) and it's impossible to keep the house constantly clean because the kids are always underfoot and anything that she puts away gets taken out again a few minutes later. Do you think it's true?

Poll:
Do you believe your wife when she says she's been cleaning all day yet it looks like a tornado hit when you get home from work?

a- yes, always
b- no, never
c- maybe,
d- nah!

Silver Member Joined: Aug 12 2009 Posts: 628

I know this post is really old, but OMG was it funny!!!!!!!!

Platinum Member Joined: Mar 07 2007 Posts: 10429

Where's the choking warning label on this thread????

Silver Member Joined: Aug 03 2010 Posts: 515

LOL!!!

Thanks for bumping this up. I needed the laugh today.
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Platinum Member Joined: Mar 12 2009 Posts: 13203

Oh, I can't wait to read this but have to get off. Sounds like some all time classic imamother posts might be herein.

Platinum Member Joined: Apr 12 2010 Posts: 5799

This is a funny post! thanks for bumping it!

how about:
how to tell my wife that the ipad is a necessity?

why cant dw watch a film without asking me a zillion questions and hiding her head in my shirt when they shoot??
(the latter would totally be posted by dh Very Happy

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Silver Member Joined: Oct 21 2009 Posts: 847

I called dw to tell her that they finally delivered our new recliner and its a peach color. When she came home she was making so much fun of me, and telling me that im color blind because its really maroon.

Was it such a big mistake??? Whats the difference???

(btw this really happened)

Platinum Member Joined: Mar 12 2009 Posts: 13203

OK, Uncle. I concede that imafather or whatever could get off the ground (contrary to my assertion on another thread).
I can't think of anything off hand but believe me, I would only share if this was amother enabled Twisted Evil