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If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have .....
.... a fancy table. It's covered with a tablecloth anyway.
.... a 6-pack abs. It's a lot of trouble to get and maintain, and no one's gonna see it much anyway.
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Tables are not always covered in my house.
I take pleasure in my six pack abs.
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| flowerpower wrote: |
Tables are not always covered in my house.
I take pleasure in my six pack abs. |
You're spoiling my fun.
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| Sorry!
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 11:44 am Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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Right on, cm!
...A well-developed bosom
...a love of singing
...a love of extreme sports (participatory, not spectator)
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 11:46 am Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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Hmm... this is a tough one. How about discount coupons at McDonald's?
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 11:48 am Post subject: Re: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| onlyme wrote: |
| Hmm... this is a tough one. How about discount coupons at McDonald's? |
You stole mine. I was thinking the winning ticket for a lifetime supply of free pork.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 11:56 am Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to book a hotel room with complimentary meals.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 11:59 am Post subject: Re: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| Lady Godiva wrote: |
| If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to book a hotel room with complimentary meals. |
Oh, man, so right!
First-class plane tickets with meals served on real china.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:02 pm Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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A vacation package that includes couples massage.
An apartment complex with a swimming pool.
A job that pays triple time for Saturdays.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:10 pm Post subject: Re: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| louche wrote: |
| An apartment complex with a swimming pool. |
We lived in a building with a pool and my little kids loved it. My husband wouldn't use the pool but I would take them down to swim and it was great in the summer.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:13 pm Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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Those of you posting rebuttals to the items being listed...get ahold of yourselves. As CM said, this is supposed to be FUN. Humorous. Not financial advice on what not to buy, got it? So no rebuttals about how you once got first-class tickets on standby that cost less than coach or how your shapely poitrine is a source of delight to your dh. Capisce?
A backyard hedged with evergreen trees.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:13 pm Post subject: Re: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| louche wrote: |
Right on, cm!
...A well-developed bosom
...a love of singing
...a love of extreme sports (participatory, not spectator) |
Haha, I have all of those...
Number one is not so bad with the right bra. I used to wear bikinis (I grew up on the liberal side of MO). When I started caring about tznius, I was all too happy to get on board, I was sick and tired of unwanted attention.
Number two is a toughie for me. Like I said, I was more to the left growing up. I was in my high school's mixed choir, was in HaZamir, and also a mixed a capella group. I starred in every school musical (again, all mixed), always having a big singing part. This was the hardest thing for me to give up. I have to say this is the one halacha I truly hate and see no reason for; doesn't mean I don't keep it, I just keep it very begrudgingly. It's particularly annoying when we're on a road trip with my BIL- he has the most awesome music and I can't sing along 
Number three is not such a big deal. I'm an extreme skier, and I do it with a skirt over my ski pants, never had a problem! The problem is more from an expense perspective, now that I'm a young married student who can't rely on daddy's credit card anymore.
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| beautiful hair with highlights!
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:14 pm Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| Martha Stewart's video on "How to Make Wreaths from Materials You Probably Have Lying Around the House."
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:16 pm Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| A roving eye.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:57 pm Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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I pay attention to my hair and it's worth being pretty in the home. I love singing and I sing to my family. There are also heterim to sing. Or you can sing for women.
An ample bosom is a very good thing to have, like any good body feature, even if you don't show it around.
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 12:59 pm Post subject: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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a church or mosque close by 
a shul is more ideal 
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| Posted: Fri, Jul 30 2010, 1:23 pm Post subject: Re: re: If you're Jewish, it doesn't pay to have ..... |
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| louche wrote: |
| Martha Stewart's video on "How to Make Wreaths from Materials You Probably Have Lying Around the House." |
Or a collection of antique Xmas tree ornaments.
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