Cheer me up

Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 10:08 pm Post subject: Cheer me up

Got into a nasty car accident 7 weeks ago (was out to my birthday dinner mind you!) Some cab driver decided to speed and Tbone into us right where I was sitting (of course) and I have been feeling horrible ever since. Every doctor I went to said the same thing "It takes time" If I hear it again I'm gunna scream.
My heads killing down t my neck, my ears are going to pop off my head is spinning round and round, I'm exhausted. I just want to feel better!!! I want to be ME again!!!

(This is your cue to cheer me up)

Executive Member Joined: Nov 03 2009 Posts: 268

would you consider going to a chiropractor 4 an adjustmen? I dont usually believe in these things... but in my 'situation' it worked wonders!!

Silver Member Joined: Jun 04 2008 Age: 27 Posts: 801

Wow, what a story! Be happy your alive! take care of yourself sleep, relax. refuah shelima!

Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 10:21 pm Post subject:

went to a chiro, adjusted me...mimi, I've been sleeping for 7 weeks already!!!!!!!!! My family needs me!!

Diamond Member Joined: Dec 26 2006 Posts: 4316

I wish I could help you with the pain.

A good laugh might help for the moment. Once there was a thread of really funny jokes. Maybe someone can bump it up for you.

Diamond Member Joined: Jun 24 2008 Posts: 3316

Hope you feel cheered up soon.

Here's a joke for you:

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."

Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 10:58 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm laughing out loud!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 11:13 pm Post subject:

OK I got a dumb blonde joke for you.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 11:21 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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It's southern California and a policeman pulls a car over. "Congratulations! I've been following you for the last five miles and your driving's exemplary. We have this program where we hand out $500 to random excellent drivers such as you. What do you think you'll do with the money."

"Well," says the man, "I always wanted to get my license. Maybe I'll take some training and get the license."

His wife leans over and says, "Don't listen to him, officer. He always talks nonsense when he's drunk."

Which wakes up the guy in the back, who takes one look at the cop and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car!"

Just then there's some pounding from the trunk and a voice says, in Spanish, "Are we across the border yet?"

Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 11:38 pm Post subject: re: Cheer me up

Pink Fridge: Good one!

Do you like ones where children say the darnedest things?

* The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

* A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

* A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers! and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Posted: Wed, Jan 13 2010, 11:38 pm Post subject:

Sorry but my mind is shut for the night but I want to send you a cheerful speedy recovery.
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Posted: Thu, Jan 14 2010, 12:23 am Post subject:

stage fright - all my jokes left my mind What

I'll get back to you ... in the meantime we can laugh first Nervous

it's best that way in case you don't get it Wink

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Posted: Thu, Jan 14 2010, 12:44 am Post subject:

Oish Refuah shleima.

Hope you feel all good really soon.

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[quote="Hodu Lashem"]Pink Fridge: Good one!

Do you like ones where children say the darnedest things?

Good ones, Hodu!

I have a really twisted sense of humor. I love this kind of stuff: what's red, dangerous, and lives in a tree? An apple with a machine gun.

Posted: Thu, Jan 14 2010, 2:59 pm Post subject:

thanks everyone!! though today I physically feel worse, I feel a bit better emotionally (for now anyway).
Keep the jokes comin!!

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Oy, refuah sheleima.

Is your pituitary gland functioning fine? Often the pituitary is affected in a such a situation. Your doc can do blood draw on pituitary hormones to see if it went to sleep or if it's still pumping out what it should.
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Posted: Sun, Jan 17 2010, 3:43 am Post subject: re: Cheer me up

Refua Shleima! being that you were in that position,BH you got out as well as you did! May you have a full recovery soon.

Posted: Sun, Jan 17 2010, 3:45 am Post subject: re: Cheer me up

refuah shleima...I thank the Abishter that you are alive and am happy to hear from you...you should continue going from strength to strength every day!
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Posted: Sun, Jan 17 2010, 9:03 am Post subject: re: Cheer me up

owww...poor you...I hope you got some sort of insurance to compensate you for the pain.

refuah shleima.