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PostPosted: Tue, May 13 2008, 12:23 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
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If I never buy the right thing, why does she keep sending me shopping for her?


My dh would surely write this! Laughing

When he comes in with the bag, he right away jokingly asks "ok, now, whats wrong with what I bought?"
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PostPosted: Tue, May 13 2008, 12:59 pm    Post subject:
 
mamacita wrote:
Help! DW cries all the time! WWYD?

Can anyone really read their dw's mind?

DW asked what I'm thinking, any idea's what to answer?

I think dw's outfit looks great, she says it's not tznius, what to do? (btw, who's chanie and is she really hot?)

My back hurts, could it be my shtender?

Vent! Omer beard woes!


I AM ROLLING- THIS IS THE BEST!!!

I would add

jigsaw or mightersaw?

flat-front pants- tznius or not?

iso a recipe that's not milchigs or fish or noodles or uses too many vegetables
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PostPosted: Tue, May 13 2008, 1:23 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
In the Newlyweds section:

Wife can't cook - should I tell her the truth or lie?
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
Ima'la wrote:
In the Newlyweds section:

Wife can't cook - should I tell her the truth or lie?


LOL!!!

I'll add: If I complement a good dinner, dw asks what was wrong with the previous night's! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 7:44 am    Post subject:
 
My wife wants to talk about FEELINGS. What does that mean?

How often do you get served leftovers?

If my baby makes a dirty diaper; how long can I wait for DW to come home to change it instead of me?

Who chooses your tallis bag?
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 7:48 am    Post subject: Re: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
Ima'la wrote:
And for the trolls...

Ok, guys, 'fess up - what's your sn on Imamother?


now this was funny Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 7:58 am    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
These are great!

Cufflinks or buttons: halachic implications?
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 8:14 am    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
Help! dw threw out my baseball card collection. WWYD?
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 8:26 am    Post subject:
 
Shoelaces, are they bittul Torah?
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 12:40 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
wife picked out watch (present) I don't like. keep it or return it?

wife has expensive shopping hobby..
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 1:08 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
On a "serious" note, most threads would probably be on technology, comparing the latest gadgests etc....
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 4:08 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
You ladies are so funny!

Where does your wife keep the pots? I'm home alone and can't order out because I don't know where the phone is.

How many tzitis do you have and how often do you put them in the wash? My wife thinks it has to be changed every day, but before I met her I wore the same one for a week.

If she has a baby over chanukah do I have to get two presents? Can I just wait until she asks me for something?

tihs si msesy beacues Ima tpynig wtih my nsoe. (bottle feeding while online)

How much do you wash during the nine days? My wife says I stink.

Do you look into other guys ears? Does it bother you when they don't use q-tips?

Who decided that men are in charge when there is something dead under the porch?
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PostPosted: Wed, May 14 2008, 5:40 pm    Post subject: Re: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
Teacup9 wrote:
You ladies are so funny!


and what are you, gefilte fish?

Teacup9 wrote:


tihs si msesy beacues Ima tpynig wtih my nsoe. (bottle feeding while online)



LOL!
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 12:01 am    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
Vent: what does she want NOW??????????

Is it true that women are from venus??

DID YOU MARRY YOUR BASHERT??

Anybody else has this? takes dw an hour to decide what to wear and another hour to get into it......
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 12:58 pm    Post subject:
 
What is the "Designer Wig Discount Outlet" and why is there a 4-digit charge from them on my credit card??
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 1:05 pm    Post subject:
 
doesn't everyone wear one pair of tzitzis for an entire year & then replace them???
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 2:36 pm    Post subject:
 
Why do woman talk so much

what does "you have to express yourself more" mean? dw always tells me that when I tell her my day was "fine"
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 3:13 pm    Post subject:
 
what is a good way to respond when dw talks to me? she always tells me I don't listen b/c I haven't said anything?!!?!?!?!
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 3:13 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
kids' underwear: do you have to change it?
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PostPosted: Thu, May 15 2008, 4:51 pm    Post subject: re: If there was an imafather or abbafather...
 
Above posts are SOOOO funny!!!

How many suitcases does your DW pack when going away for shabbos?
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