If there was an imafather or abbafather...

How can I remember not to keep the toilet seat up?

Doesn't DW know I love her. Why do I have to keep saying it?

Why does DW always find a job for me to do as soon as I get on the phone?

how many shades of pink can there be in nail polish?

what is with the obsession of 'having to get her nails done'

Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2006, 12:12 pm Post subject:

does she really think a cockroach can hurt her?

Platinum Member Joined: Jan 01 2006 Posts: 48139

This IS good, wonder why I never clicked on it before!

why do some wives nag so much and not trust thier husbands? why do some wives put down their husbands even though we try so hard to please them? why is my wife never happy with anything I do? why does my wife think my opinion doesnt count? why does my wife alaways correct me when im trying to do things my way?

prob these would be a few things if there were abafather...

Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2006, 1:29 pm Post subject:

Why does she think I have and ego, I know I'm right!!!!

(I'm at work, surrounded by men and these thoughts just keep popping into my head - I'm on here all the time!!!)

Why does my wife feel the need to repeat all instructions to me a thousand times?

How come my wife always refers to our children as "your children" when they are misbehaving?

Why does my wife feel the need to start a deep and meaningful conversation as soon as I get wrapped up in something on the computer?

Whats wrong with ice cream for breakfast?

why does dw yell at me when I give the kids candy b4 bed?

Have you ever had to braid your dd hair?

If I never buy the right thing, why does she keep sending me shopping for her?
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Why do I feel so accomplished at work, & worthless when I come home? Banging head

Why, as soon as I'm ready to leave the house, DW finds s/thing I "forgot" to do? Salut

Do you think my wife spending so much time on imamother is good for our marriage or detrimental? Wink

Will she EVER get along w/ my mother? Twisted Evil

Does anyone else want to crawl under the table in restaurants when your wife orders?

Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2006, 9:07 pm Post subject:

It takes my wife an hour to pick out a suit for me, with just the right stripes! Help!!! How can I pretend I know the difference?

Diamond Member Joined: Dec 07 2006 Posts: 3623

HELP! Kids neglected, house a wreck....DW addicted to Imamother!
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Diamond Member Joined: Apr 23 2007 Posts: 3308

POLL: How many times a day do you tell your dw I love you?

POLL: How many times a day does your dw ASK you if you love her?

What is your best excuse to get out of going shopping with your dw?

Advice needed: How can I teach my dw that bedtime just isn't time to talk???
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Diamond Member Joined: Apr 23 2007 Posts: 3308

Omgosh and my husband would for sure post this:

Does your wife also ask you where you are going every time you walk out if the room?
rofl!

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Posted: Tue, May 13 2008, 10:32 am Post subject:

how come when we come home from somewhere I can go right to bed and she is busy for the next hour doing what?

how many times a day does your wife call you on your cell

why is my wife worried that im not home yet from marriv, so what its only an hour after I left
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Silver Member Joined: Jan 29 2008 Posts: 612

lets just be happy it doesnt exist....lol

Posted: Tue, May 13 2008, 10:39 am Post subject:

poll: do u clean up after yourself when done eating?

poll: do u replace the toilet paper roll when using it up?

Diamond Member Joined: Dec 07 2006 Posts: 3623

And for the trolls...

Ok, guys, 'fess up - what's your sn on Imamother?

Posted: Tue, May 13 2008, 12:20 pm Post subject:

Help! DW cries all the time! WWYD?

Can anyone really read their dw's mind?

DW asked what I'm thinking, any idea's what to answer?

I think dw's outfit looks great, she says it's not tznius, what to do? (btw, who's chanie and is she really hot?)

My back hurts, could it be my shtender?

Vent! Omer beard woes!