A poem!

Gold Member Joined: May 18 2005 Posts: 1254

Ok, lets see how creative we are:
Complete the rhyme and add an even number of lines. Leave a rhyme to be completed by the next poster

Hindy Cohen put on her coat
She walked right to the door,
She stopped in her tracks and then she said
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There are two types of people.
Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.".

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 7:41 pm Post subject: re: A poem!

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 8:06 pm Post subject:

intent on playing the in-control act

but as she closed the door she heard a yell
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 8:57 pm Post subject:

"Yossi's eating bananas and they REALLY SMELL!"

She walked back inside, into her daughter's room
And shpritzed her hand with a little perfume.

She turned back to the door, and was on her way out

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 9:10 pm Post subject:

when once again she heard a shout

this time the words were scarier still

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 11:10 pm Post subject: re: A poem!

Enough to make anyone feel ill.

But this time determined she took a step outside,
Only to hear someone whine "I too want to come for a ride".

Losing her cool and calm demeanor Hindy

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 11:19 pm Post subject:

peeked outside and saw it was windy

and her car was still buried in snow
from the last snowstorm a winter ago

and the yells and whines were getting so loud
it sounded like hundreds of kids in that crowd

she peaked in the mirror and forced a small grin

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 11:23 pm Post subject: re: A poem!

and said no matter what hindy, you're incontrol you'll win.

And resigned herself to making the call,
to let Shprintza know she will not be there after all.

The moral of this Poem,

Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2005, 11:35 pm Post subject:

is to use the telephone

forget trying to leave home,
you'll never get away alone.

but this poem is not yet done

Gold Member Joined: May 18 2005 Posts: 1254

because poor poor Hindy has had no fun.

The sitter will manage, the kids love snow
The taxi is waiting, so away we go!

"To where do you want?", the driver says

Platinum Member Joined: Jan 17 2005 Posts: 5505

And hindy contemplates the different ways
the driver could take her to her friend
via the spa or via the mall
now shes ESCAPED she plans 2 have a ball!

Silver Member Joined: Jul 28 2005 Posts: 753

When suddenly she receives a call!

Oh shucks she thinks I forgot I took my cell phone
Now I really can not escape home

She looks at the caller I.d before picking up

Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2005, 1:35 pm Post subject:

it was shprintze, her friend, with tea in her cup!

hindy snapped that phone open and shouted a greeting
shrprintze! I'm sorry! I forgot our meeting

I'm on the corner of main street, right past the light

Platinum Member Joined: Jan 17 2005 Posts: 5505

did I just hear u sneeze? gezundheit!

defrost the cookies and get out the nush
ill b with u soon and im trying 2 rush...

OYYYY! mrs blochs spotted me - u know how she TALKKKKKS!!!

Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2005, 2:05 pm Post subject: re: A poem!

and lets not even mention now the way she walks. Twisted Evil

One shoe size 11 one shoe size 9,
But who am I to judge since it could be mine. What

Nosh / poison u said how can u even suggest Shocked

Platinum Member Joined: Jan 17 2005 Posts: 5505

POISON? try le chocolat, its the BEST!

but mrs bloch wont let me go, im so late!
the cookies will be wayyyyyy past their "sell by" date...

now its starting 2 rain, ive been splashed by a bus

Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2005, 4:11 pm Post subject:

The driver is laughing,
and my sheitel looks a rag
if I run real fast maybe no one will see
but on second thoughts,
I would look better covered in a bag.
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He who laughs last didn't get the joke the first time [chinese proverb - NOT]

Gold Member Joined: May 18 2005 Posts: 1254

so let me get one from under my tree.

The bag is wet, I am a mess
boy this day has gone dreadfully wrong,
My happy escape
is nowhere in sight
I guess it is time for my song.

Ahem (clearing throat) let me start with the words

Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2005, 9:45 pm Post subject: re: A poem!

And by that time, I might aswell join the birds.

u know just like for everything there is a season,
I learn from here nonething happens w/hout reason.

ANd though I thought I was right, I could've been wrong
B/c my Home, my mikdash is where I truly belong. Exclamation

On the flip side though Scratching Head

Platinum Member Joined: Jan 17 2005 Posts: 5505

im ALLOWED 2 go out!!!
a balancing act is what lifes all about...

if I dont get some "ME" time im no use to THEM-
id unravel faster than a dress without hem

so heres what ill do so my day can be fun