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June




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 28 2014, 1:56 pm
making a scene at shul - wwyd

me, I'd probably make a Kiddush there instead.
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The Happy Wife




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 28 2014, 10:23 pm
Until What Age is a Woman Attractive and Desirable

I'd say sometime between the ages of 25 (when you're too old for bio-chemistry but can still be a Hot Chanie) and 35 (when you're too old to have kids, you've lost your looks, your usefulness, and should just be taken to sea and set adrift on a floating iceberg).
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gittelchana




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 28 2014, 11:32 pm
This is a vent.

And this is a light fixture.
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debsey




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 29 2014, 6:12 pm
What did you major in & do you use it?

Mostly, procrastinating and wasting time. Unfortunately, yes, I still use it.......
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Aug 30 2014, 1:28 pm
Don't be nice to me

You're come to the right place
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June




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Aug 30 2014, 4:38 pm
Silver turning gold

a job for alchemists?
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gittelchana




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 1:22 am
My husband jumped me.

Then I skipped him. LOL
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 5:00 am
what to do with leftover tofutti sour cream

Spackle?
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 5:41 am
esheschayil wrote:
WHICH DOCTER FOR TYROID?

At first glance I read "Which doctor for TYPHOID" and I'm like... oy, Hashem yeracheim, I didn't think we had that anymore!


I read this as WITCH DOCTOR FOR THYROID

I suggest posting this under "natural parenting". Wink Ooga booga booga!
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coconutbutter




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 5:46 am
imasoftov wrote:
Don't be nice to me

You've come to the right place


LIKE. LIKE. LIKE. You made my morning l Tongue Out Tongue Out [b]
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finallyamommy




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 7:10 am
Freezing soup.

Well... it IS still summer, so I guess you could eat freezing soup, but I prefer hot soup year-round, myself.
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emunahmother




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 11:57 am
Mirona wigs

I didn't know target started making wigs
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rednavy




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 12:39 pm
In laws gave our kids the same gifts

That is disappointing. But now you and dh can play with them nicely, and the kids have their own.
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ora_43




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 1:46 pm
"Giving birth at the wrong hospital"

Did anyone else imagine a woman moaning and pushing in one hospital, and then a baby suddenly appearing in a delivery ward 50 miles away?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 8:25 pm
What to wear over a hat fall

Everybody on the count of three... and a one and a two and a three: A HAT!
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penguin




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 31 2014, 9:02 pm
Do you want to live to be 95?

Why? Are you going to tell me which vitamin to take/exercise to do etc? IOW is this a sales pitch?
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 01 2014, 1:45 am
Are you a relative?

Um, yes. Aren't we all?
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 01 2014, 2:21 am
Vacation brought out the worst in me

Misread this as:
Vatican brought out the worst in me

My reaction: Well, I guess it works both ways, since we Jews seem to bring out the worst in them too.
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 01 2014, 12:41 pm
Cracker diet --fad

First of all, "cracker" is an offensive term. Second, you're not going to lose much weight eating mayo sandwiches. In any case, road kill isn't kosher. All in all, I think you need to try something else.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 01 2014, 3:51 pm
RH gifts for 14 therapists and SC!

Hm, the therapists might not be so hard but I have no idea what South Carolina likes. And what's your budget?
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