What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

Gold Member Joined: Apr 27 2010 Posts: 1979

"Would you say you are Jewish on an application form?"

If you're Jewish, you're Jewish everywhere. So, yes, I'd say I'm Jewish in every situation, even on application forms. (Though I wouldn't indicate it on the form)

Gold Member Joined: Sep 12 2011 Posts: 1968

Anything to do near Woodbury Common?

Oh, I don't know, hmm, let's see, you could, maybe, SHOP?!

Gold Member Joined: Sep 12 2011 Posts: 1968

Would you say you're Jewish on an application form?

I would say I'm Jewish in a house
I would say I'm Jewish with a mouse
I would say I'm Jewish in the rain
I would say I'm Jewish on a train
I would say I'm Jewish in a high school dorm
I would say I'm Jewish on an application form
I would never eat green eggs and ham
B/c I'm Jewish, Sam I am

Gold Member Joined: Jul 31 2009 Posts: 1239

Shuly VS. Shevy????

My money is on Shuly. She looks like a bruiser.
Shevy seems to cry a lot.

Gold Member Joined: Apr 27 2010 Posts: 1979

"Sleep train. At what age?"

I fall asleep on trains at every age. Something about the gentle rocking back and forth and the rhythmic sounds of the engine... Zzzzzz....

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"What is the latest you've had a child walk"

Around 2:30am. We all walked home from a long Pesach seder at a friends' home.

Senior Member Joined: Oct 27 2010 Posts: 220

extreme "my turn ur turn" made me think that men aslo want a turn to be preg

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8963

What is the latest you've had a child walk

Been trying to make them walk since they came of age, but so far they're all still living at home.

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8963

Jap info

FYI, that term is considered offensive. Say instead either "people of Japanese birth or descent" or "princesses".

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8963

Inlaws over for Mikvah night

You can't get much kinkier than that.

Mazel Tov wereafamily!!!

Wow, that's so nice! So do you mean you got married and now you're a family? Cute way to express it.
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I opened this thread for the first time ever here on Imamother. Never struck me as anything interesting, but boy, Am I LOLing now!
seriously, out loud.
I'm having so much fun , thanks for the giggles!

Platinum Member Joined: Mar 12 2009 Posts: 13203

Avoiding traffic in Staten Island

From WXYZ news:
10:06 Remarkably there is no traffic in Staten Island right now. Details to follow.
10:07 There have been reports of a loud, persistent, shofar like sound and many eagles with large wings hovering over large Jewish communities and other locations throughout the world.
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The righteous praise and honor people for every good quality that is found in them while the wicked seek out faults in others to pull them down, even if they repented those deeds. (Rabbeinu Yonah, from Partners in Kindness)

"Need help with Keeping calender"

Need help with spelling calendar.

Gold Member Joined: Apr 27 2010 Posts: 1979

"How many sneakers to bring to Israel?"

One for each foot would be good.

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Is it Tide or is it the tablecloths?

It's Memorex.

Platinum Member Joined: Aug 17 2011 Posts: 6012

KY isn't sperm friendly

Sure it is. That's why Kyrius Yoel has a 46% growth rate.