Things Mom said when I was a kid and I repeat- FOR FUN!

My favorite line, that I use to 'encourage' DH or my DS to help, is 'I guess I will just do it myself because then I won't need to say thank you to anyone'. I remember her especially using this line when none of us wanted to set the table for Shabbat Smile

It works like a charm lol.

Platinum Member Joined: Apr 12 2010 Posts: 5799

I say a lot of things that many people say but when I say it I hear my mother and it freaks me out lol.

Like "get down you're gonna fall!"
or "please pick that up its making me crazy"

I am my mothers daughter after all Smile

(I remember years ago my dad lying on the couch and taking a deep breath and coughing at the end then he burst out laughing and said "that sounded like my father help help!")
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The best part is getting older and watching your kids turn into you, which actually means turning into your mother....no grandmother...no great grandmother.

You get the point.
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When I hear myself tell the kids "you're kvetchy because you went to sleep late" it gives me the chills. And another one, "I will not talk to you (a kid in a mad mood) until youve had breakfast/lunch/dinner" because usually the bad mood is from hunger.

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"When you're older you'll understand"

"When you grow up and have your own house you can do things the way you like but now we are doing it my way."

"The dishes will still be waiting for you when you come out of the bathroom."

"Two wrongs don't make a right."

"If you can't say something nice don't say anything."

"If it hurts when you move it that way, so don't move it that way." Laughing

"Get down from there or you gonna break ya head!"

I have to forcibly stop myself from saying the "or you gonna break ya head" part. Sometimes it slips out anyway. Genetics. Can't help it. What

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Diamond Member Joined: Sep 17 2009 Posts: 3993

I realized I do it when I teach.

"If you have nothing nice to say don't say it"

And when students are eating candy or at a class party gum/lollypops etc.

"In the mouth or in the garbage" aka dont play with your gum!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew ew ew ew lol

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If you hurt yourself doing that, I am not going to the hospital with you! Just found myself saying that to dd today. Totally irrational since she's two and had no clue what I was talking about.
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I hope you have a daughter just like you. I found myself saying it to my daughter who is just like me. Only my mother said it when she was not the most pleased with me.

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"Get your cotton pickin' hands off..." I also once said it my first year teaching to a room full of black kids Embarassed

It was then that I realized the origin of the phrase Embarassed

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'I dont understand this language' (when they're not asking nicely...)
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Mothers of little boys....
work from SON up to SON down.

"All your lifetime - and the Shabbos after!" (That was actually my grandmother's expression, passed down the line ...)
"When you grow up and become a Mummy, you will have six little girls just like you!" Actually she was almost right - I ended up with five dds, bli ayin hara! And yes, I do say it when I'm annoyed, and I suppose it means a lot of grandchildren!