What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

how do you feel about having 2-3 kids?

as far as I'm concerned you can have as few or as many as you like.

Gold Member Joined: Sep 12 2011 Posts: 2100

Looking for a doctor at Ein Kerem

That shouldn't be too hard. I hear the place is crawling with 'em.

Gold Member Joined: Jul 31 2009 Posts: 1244

Help me find my son's playgroup!

Did you look under the sofa? How long has it been missing?

"Last week's cholent" absolutely must catch on as the new expression for this purpose. Everyone start saying it! Smile

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

how to do kishka?

Slide to the right, slide to the left, shimmy, shimmy, hop, hop
Slide to the left, slide to the right, shimmy, shimmy from the top
That's how you do the "kishka"!

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

Is it not tznius to tell ppl you're going to a hotel?

Only if it's the kind that charges by the hour.

Gold Member Joined: Dec 10 2007 Posts: 2377

My cheeks hurt from laughing. You ladies are in top form today.
Can s/o please explain

Where to find a Shabbos gentile?

Put in a classified ad? "Shabbos gentile Wanted. No Jews need apply." Shocked

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Urgent need to find thread

Check in your sewing box. Oh you mean a THREAD...

Baby Products
DaVinci Crib

Wow, how much money do you have to burn that you feel you must have the actual crib Leonardo da Vinci slept in for your baby?
Do you think it will turn your LO into some sort of genius?
It probably isn't up to today's safety standards anyway.

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Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

Best/safest form of BC

Abstinence. The safest and most reliable. One wonders why it isn't more popular.

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

Would I enjoy a massage?

Now, really, how would any of us know?

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Women of the wall.
So nice of you to take interest in us wallflowers. I thought no one ever noticed us.
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Gold Member Joined: Jul 31 2009 Posts: 1244

MISSING AN EX

Next time you take the Scrabble set out, just use a small button in its place.

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

WHAT DO I DO WITH LEFTOVER POTATO KUGEL?

I'll take a wild guess--nuke it and eat it? Nah, too obvious.
Slice it, dip it in egg, coat with crumbs and fry it? Too redneck.
Run it thru the food processor and add it to next week's kugel batter? Too Depression Baby.
Compost it? Too greasy.
Use it as a door stop? Too flippant.

OK, I give up. What DO you do with it? And why are you shouting?

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

Tipping for perceived bad service

Where I come from, we tip for GOOD service.

Platinum Member Joined: May 07 2008 Posts: 8984

Fried Fish-Help!

Sorry. When you fry your hard drive, it can sometimes be fixed, but once you fry a fish, it's a goner.