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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 9:50 am    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
"Why Does dw always buy me ties as gifts. I hate wearing a tie!"
"Why does dw wife need 6 black skirts? Once she tried to explain - pencil? Lg and comfy? I glazed over at that point. But really!"
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 10:00 am    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
1 ingredient suppers? Storebought slab cake, like in YESHIVA!
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 10:23 am    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
How to section:
How to ______________so your DW will never ask you to again!
Fill in the blank with: change a diaper, dres the kids, wash dishes, etc.
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 11:44 am    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
where do I post immediate reactions to imafather threads?
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 12:16 pm    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
I'm sorry, I simply can't hold back any longer. This thread wins an Enny Award.


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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 12:41 pm    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
Vent. Dw asked me to dress dd in an outfit that coordinates so I dressed her in a red skirt, red t-shirt and red socks. DW was mad, she said dd looked like a tomato. How do you know how to coordinate outfits?
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 2:01 pm    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
Vent: y does Dw think that only women need a night out with their friends and when I want soem chilling time I find her with tears?????

we also work hard Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
imasweety wrote:
VENT: "I'm not thinking anything for G-ds sake!!!"

"NO! We dont have to talk about it...again and again and again!"

"Is she mad or isn't she mad?!?!"

"I think DW has amnesia. Does she really need me to tell her I love her 20 times a day? Haven't we already established this? I CHOSE to marry YOU. Rolling Eyes"

" I let her speak and listened for a whole hour. What did I do wrong? What does she want?"

" Whats wrong with the way I was dishes? They're just going to get dirty again anyway."


ROTFL!!!!!!!! Actually, this whole thread is making me LOL!!!!!!!!! love it!
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 2:43 pm    Post subject: Re: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
bigprincess wrote:
Vent. Dw asked me to dress dd in an outfit that coordinates so I dressed her in a red skirt, red t-shirt and red socks. DW was mad, she said dd looked like a tomato. How do you know how to coordinate outfits?


See thread above: How to dress kids so that DW will never ask again.
Imafather posts about how he dressed dd in RED and GREEN when going to meet in-laws. He happily reports that it has been ten years and DW refuses to EVER let him dress the kids.
Let us know if that works for you, we're all here 4 you!
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 3:18 pm    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
How do I get out of going to visit my mil? We were just there last month. WWYD? Feeling beat up

Another wedding? Babysitter + gift = $$$$$ At wits end


Help! My dw won't use BC! Silly


So sick! My wife put me on a diet. Puke


She doesn't stop texting! Evil or Very Mad


Why do her sheitels cost so much? Im with stupid
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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
OPINIONATED wrote:
How do I get out of going to visit my mil? We were just there last month. WWYD? Feeling beat up

Another wedding? Babysitter + gift = $$$$$ At wits end


Help! My dw won't use BC! Silly


So sick! My wife put me on a diet. Puke


She doesn't stop texting! Evil or Very Mad


Why do her sheitels cost so much? Im with stupid



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PostPosted: Tue, Aug 07 2012, 3:49 pm    Post subject: Re: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
Happy18 wrote:
OPINIONATED wrote:
How do I get out of going to visit my mil? We were just there last month. WWYD? Feeling beat up

Another wedding? Babysitter + gift = $$$$$ At wits end


Help! My dw won't use BC! Silly


So sick! My wife put me on a diet. Puke


She doesn't stop texting! Evil or Very Mad


Why do her sheitels cost so much? Im with stupid



Rolling Laughter


Wow, if you are the imafather who posted all of that, you should really check you mezuzos! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, Aug 08 2012, 5:20 am    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
It's MikvaNight:

1. how many candles and what brand of wine

2. how many books should I read to the kids after I give baths and put them in bed

3. after I clean the kitchen, what should I prepare for our romantic dinner by candlelight?

4. Are flowers overkill? Maybe a single rose?
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PostPosted: Wed, Aug 08 2012, 5:29 am    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
My MIL is coming!

Anyone got a red carpet I can borrow??
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PostPosted: Sat, Aug 11 2012, 11:15 pm    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
Can someone explain to me why most of the posts in the emmotional issues section are about cars and power tools?
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PostPosted: Sat, Aug 11 2012, 11:49 pm    Post subject: re: if women trolled imafather ;)
 
Luvin it!
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