What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

Communicating with a dead relative

Sounds like a pretty dead-end conversation to me.
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how should I answer him--bullying?

Please don't. Bullying will get you nowhere. Instead, speak to him in a calm, but firm, way.

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I sometimes dream I am married to a woman

Are you sure you're not a troll?

"Manicure place stepping on nails "

Worst. Manicurist. Ever.

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How do I accept DH's needs naturally?
Oh, wait, it's not under Intimacy.

"Cookie's Oriental Green Beans"

Girl Scout cookie variety placing a very distant third to Thin Mints and Samoas in popularity.

"Does this sound like my mucous plug?"

Ew. How should I know what your mucous plug sounds like?

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How to find a shadchan for my child on meds

Why do you want a shadchan who is on meds?

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Do I bribe my 5 y.o. to go to a babysitter?

I give up. Do you?

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How do you celebrate your wedding anniversary?

By staying married.

is there life after pioneers?

Komsomol?
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Do you encourage your boys to wipe? No I encourage them to stay dirty

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Do you encourage your boys to wipe?
I encourage them to wash, then let the dishes air-dry.

Gold Member Joined: Aug 20 2007 Posts: 1308

what is wrong with you people????????

If they're got as many issues as I do, this thread will surely be longer than the immediate reactions thread!

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Toddlers

Time out is a LIE

I know. I haven't had any time out since they were newborn!

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Bagged salad -how to make it last NICELY to expiration date

I'm not really sure how to approach this. Perhaps this should go under chinuch? Start a new thread and ask us imamothers how we get our salads to behave.

Or perhaps this is an emotional issue. Sensing its upcoming "expiration date" (now that's a euphemism) is it wild, out of control? Perhaps you can talk nicely to it, assure it that it will be fulfilling its ultimate tachlis on a shulchan in a vibrant Yiddishe heim...

I'm not really sure what issues you're personally having, I may never know if I don't open this thread, but I wish you the best.
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Do you force your kids to do things?

Nah, I let them run around like savages.

"husband in the operating room, allowed?"

No, husbands must undergo surgery in the hallway, or outside the hospital altogether. Give him a bottle of scotch and a nickel to bite down on; I'm sure he'll be fine!

"Tell me about your pet fish!"

Slow day on imamother, I see. Yawn

Gold Member Joined: Aug 20 2007 Posts: 1308

Time out is a LIE

So is the cake.

(I literally think that every single time I see the thread title).