If women trolled imafather ;)

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I wish I had a funny answer to this one, but alas, all I have is the cheeky question. So I open it up to those wittier than I. Have at it.

If women trolled imafather, what do you think we'd post? Wink

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well the emotional section, which is usually very quiet on imafather, would suddenly be busier than the intimacy section. they would easily spot the trolls who post questions such as "I really want to have more heart to heart talks with my dw, how do you suggest I get her to open up to me more, on an emotional level?" and questions such as "whats the best way to start an emotional discussion" or "how do you get your wives in the mood for a heart to heart."

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Posted: Mon, Aug 06 2012, 2:43 am Post subject: imafather

What does she do when I'm not around??

[edited. Please bear in mind that this thread is in the Chit Chat forum. - merelyme, as mod.]

Looking for useful one-liners to:

Get her in the mood quickly.

Say sorry, and have her get over it fast.

Get her to do more housework.

Get her off imamother!!

If women trolled Imafather, we would see (not post, sorry):

Help! Between child support, alimony and taxes I have nothing left for rent! Banging head

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I'm not seeing a lot of these as trolls. I think these would be actual imafather posts. How dare you accuse them of trolling!!

(Except for the ones in the emotional section, those may be trolls)

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VENT: "I'm not thinking anything for G-ds sake!!!"

"NO! We dont have to talk about it...again and again and again!"

"Is she mad or isn't she mad?!?!"

"I think DW has amnesia. Does she really need me to tell her I love her 20 times a day? Haven't we already established this? I CHOSE to marry YOU. Rolling Eyes

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" I let her speak and listened for a whole hour. What did I do wrong? What does she want?"

" Whats wrong with the way I was dishes? They're just going to get dirty again anyway."

Posted: Mon, Aug 06 2012, 4:23 pm Post subject: Re: imafather

I would love to post this thread title on "imafather"

[Poll] Are you a REAL man? Do you step up to the plate and do your share of housework?

a) Nah, that's what our maids--er, wives--are for. So what if she's working, pregnant, postpartum or sick?

b) I have been known to wash a dish or two under duress, but don't tell my wife please.

c) If she's overwhelmed, I'm glad to pitch in until she's back to herself. Then I'm out of the kitchen faster than you can say "chicken."

d) I have my set responsibilities around the house and with the kids, yes.

e) HelLO?! It's my house and kids as much as hers!! We are two adults in a home-building partnership here, there is no reason for me to take advantage of my wife. I would never let her work harder than me, and you bet I work harder than her when she is pregnant with one of OUR children, nursing, busy with a baby, or not feeling up to par for any other reason. It's the least I can do.

How many answers do you think option E would get? Laughing

How many seconds do you think it would take the Imafathers to cry "troll! Get back to your dishes!" Twisted Evil

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1) My wife is superwoman! She takes care of a busy household, and even manages to whip up a tuna sandwich for my supper, every night!

2) It is so cute when DW serves cereal and milk for dinner.

3) Am I the only one who treats the family to pizza every Thursday night?!

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Can you help me think of a deep meaningful conversation to have with my wife tonight?

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OMG, we forgot to start the SAHFs support thread!
-doing the daf and diaper
-balancing laundry and mincha
-Maariv and bedtime
-how long have you left the 10 year old in charge and not been caught?
-1 ingredient suppers

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