If there was an imafather or abbafather...

Gold Member Joined: Jun 20 2005 Posts: 1939

What would some of the topics and posts be?

THESE DONT APPLY TO ANYONE'S HUSBAND SPECIFICALLY, JUST POST GENERALLY.

Silver Member Joined: Nov 15 2005 Posts: 612

Abbafather is the way you pronounce imafather with a stuffy nose Laughing

Gold Member Joined: Jun 20 2005 Posts: 1939

1) Is it ok that I forget my wife's birthday? (even though she reminds me every day 15 days before)

2) What's wrong with wearing white socks with black pants? My wife seems to think I dont know how to match

3) Does anyone else have this problem? I can only do one thing at a time, the only thing I can multi task with is driving and talking on my cell- and even that I have a hard time with.

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 10:39 am Post subject:

1. Why does always wake me up at 3.30am to get her ice-cream when she's pregnant???

2. If I tell her she does look fat in that dress, will she stop asking me for my opinon or will she really kill me?

3. Am I a bit gay for kvetching on a bulliten board?

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 11:42 am Post subject:

1] What did I do this time to get her mad?

2] But she said she wanted an honest answer.

3] Slept on the couch-again
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Diamond Member Joined: Oct 24 2005 Posts: 4689

Ladies, you all crack me up!

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 11:53 am Post subject:

1. she hasn't spoken to me in 3 days is it a bad thing or a brocha??

2. What is the required time limit to take out the garbage??

3. Do you use the soap in the mikvah??

4. For those who missed the mikvah discussion this morning....

Platinum Member Joined: Feb 07 2006 Posts: 5709

great answers !

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 1:00 pm Post subject:

1] do you wash your tzitzis in the shower?

2] my wife just doesnt understand me

3] whats wrong with owning only one suit?

4] how many shaitels does one woman need???????????

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 1:07 pm Post subject:

Do you earn more than your rent per month? Wink

Does your wife work? What does she do with the money?

Do you do the night shift when the baby wakes up?

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 1:12 pm Post subject:

hahahahahaha!!!!

or

Why does my wife only allocate me one shelf?

Why does she always say she has nothing to wear - there's no clothes in the laundry even!!!?

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 1:14 pm Post subject:

She served me leftovers again!!!!!!

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 1:14 pm Post subject:

How can my wife know the difference between 30 pairs of black shoes?

Do you diaper your baby girl?

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 9:18 pm Post subject:

How do you fix a broken toilet?

My MIL is coming for 2 weeks-HELP!!!!

Good compliments needed.

Posted: Thu, Sep 21 2006, 9:28 pm Post subject:

These are hysterical. Keep them coming!!!

Gold Member Joined: Jun 20 2005 Posts: 1939

My wife asked me to make dinner, how do you boil water?

1-what is it with women and flowers?

2-Need a good excuse why I forgot our anniversary-URGENT!

3-DW won't stop yapping the second I come home

4-Can someone teach me how to use a mop?
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Silver Member Joined: Jun 12 2006 Posts: 963

Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2006, 9:22 am Post subject:

Why does she call me back to scream when I hang the phone up on her???

Gold Member Joined: Jun 20 2005 Posts: 1939

How do you deal with pms?!?!