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The bird had delivered the treasure to laylay before, for she was a lady.
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Layla got onto a ladder to get a better view of the birds.

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But as she was getting onto the ladder, she lost footing and and landed right into the water.
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And laylay floated to shore to that she just
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The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.

She extended her hand to the sand...but then a great wave flung her far away again....fortunately, a raft floated by....
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But then again, I'm a dragon.
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...And on it was Yonah, ready to save her.

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This Yonah was not the Navi, but a kind young fellow in need of a wife.

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As laylay thanked yonah for his kind deed, yonah saw how sweet leah herself was.

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Yonah said to Leah, would you like to go eat or have a drink after you have dried yourself off?
are you hungry or thirsty now?
Leah said, it's erev Tisha Biav. we should eat and drink before the fast.

Yona lead laylay to a little hut near the sea where a grand feast was laid out on a wooden table.
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Leah was devastated.... This is all Dairy food... Lactose Free is the key!
Yonah heaved a great sigh... "Even on a deserted island she kvetches..."Let's do something fun and thrilling Leah--!!!"
Leah ran down the beach and froze.... right in front of her stood an enormous-----
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goat! Layla yelled so loudly that the goat ran straight into the fair that was being run by her Asian neighbor. don't you ever bring anything that breathed dairy near me she told Yona. I will not bear it.

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